Are you a witch who has just experienced something infuriating, or perhaps being aggro as fuck is just your state of being?
MAKE FUCKING BREAD.
IT’S CHEAP, EASY, AND ENDS IN YOU HAVING FOOD IN YOUR FACE, WHICH WILL CURE YOU OF YOUR AGGRO IF IT IS CAUSED BY BEING HANGRY. IT’S BASICALLY THE BEST WAY TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING LEGALLY.
HOLY COW I LOVE KNEADING.
STICK HERBS IN YOUR BREAD FOR CALMING.
DRAW A SIGIL ON IT WHILE IT PROVES TO TRANSFER YOUR ANGER AWAY FROM YOU.
HOLY SHIT I LOVE MAKING BREAD.
Can we get some basic bread recipes for the witch who has never made bread before?
YOU FUCKING BET WE CAN.
I TOTALLY SUCK AT BAKING, BUT EVEN MY CONFUSED ASS WAS ABLE TO EXECUTE THIS EASY BREAD RECIPE LIKE A BOOOSSSSSS.
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2060/easy-white-bread?fcid=199899
ONLY 5 INGREDIANTS. MAXIMUM POTENTIAL FOR ANGER-KNEADING.
But personally I think 2tsp of salt is a bit heavy for this size loaf. To me it tastes much lighter with just one, so, ya know, different strokes…
WATCH THIS BRITISH GUY IF YOU’RE A VISUAL LEARNER.
NOW YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE THE ANGER-LOAF OF YOUR DREAMS.
AND ONCE YOU’VE DOMINATED THE BASIC LOAF, YOU CAN GET FANCY AND ADD HERBS AND STUFF AND TURN YOUR ANGER-LOAF INTO A FANCY ANGER-LOAF.
HERE FOR IT
Literally having a ball of dough rising right now 😀
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