“ Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…
…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!”1. Make a poppet or something in the likeness of your target. Make it very small.
2. Put poppet in a box and mark it ‘flea.’
3. Put the box in another box.
4. Mail it to yourself or have another friend deliver it.
5. Smash it with a hammer.