Desk Gargoyles™ have been designed to occupy the space on your desk that you were definitely considering using to set your hot tea mug. Their modes include leering, judging your life choices, smug, repulsed, and if you get lucky(!) the occasional blep:
Now, I know what you’re asking yourself: how environmentally friendly is your average Desk Gargoyle™? Have no fear, all of our amazing models are solar powered and have a minimal carbon pawprint! Simply place in the sun and wait for purring to indicate completed charging.
You might be thinking this is simply too good to be true, Desk Gargoyles™ must have some kind of catch! But there is no catch, these Desk Gargoyles™ work for head scritches and permission to occasionally knock small objects off the edge of the desk while you’re not looking.
may the bridges I burn light the way 