Granny Gretchen’s advice to newbie pagans and witches:
Do whatever the fuck you want, kid. Everything is bullshit, all of your elders are trash, and all of the organizations are elaborate scams. Kill your heroes; eat your heroes and scatter their bones. Let no motherfucker tell you who you are, or try to stand between you and God. Strangle the last king with the guts of the last priest. Be your own hero, be your own warrior, blaze your own path. And when you’ve ascended that path and you’re standing before the feet of God, spit right in that sumbitch’s face and tell Him about Himself; it is your sacred right.
If something seems too good to be true, take a close look at it…
Me, perfectly aware that this is no unicorn but who learned to put a bridle on fucking ponies and having stolen one for this exact purpose: Horsie!! C’mon bby wanna pet???
Mabon (Autumn Equinox) Treats and Craft Ideas Celebrate this Mabon with those closest to you in welcoming the Fall Season!!!
These are gorgeous. @the-healthy-pagan you really should have linked to the original sources for these so we could actually go check them out instead of just enjoying the aesthetics.
Okay I legit could not let this pass so I did the legwork myself:
i want to live in a tree in a fairy forest and wear an ivy crown and eat honeycomb and flowers and i want to sleep on a carpet of moss and swim in a turquoise lagoon and fly around with owls all night