Customer (upon finding it I’m a witch): Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Me: I am whatever I need to be.
Customer (who is wearing like 7 crosses): Ah, well, I’m *holy*. I don’t do that
Me: *looks into the camera like in The Office*
Write Skaldic poems but you have to use kennings like danger noodle. None of the older more ‘serious’ old ones.
emily brontë
suggestion: be a recluse with a foul temper, wander the moors without a bonnet, shadowed by your mastiff dog, and be so eccentric the people of your village assume that, although you are the minister’s daughter, you are a particular kind of witch
Night Creature Aesthetic 🌘
– Walks amongst the shadowed woods
– Writing poems to the moon
– Reading by candlelight
– The faint sound of an owl’s language
– Endless wishes upon the stars
Strangely, the Torah contains no reference to an afterlife… Perhaps the Bible did not raise the issue of afterlife because it recognized that when it becomes central to religion, it diverts people’s attention from their responsibilities in this world.
Rabbi Joseph Telushkin
may the bridges I burn light the way 